A little girl says to her mother: âMummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came aroundâ⊠âNot now,â says Mummy. âWait until Daddy gets home.â So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says âNow dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?â
And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says, âYou keep quiet â Iâll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.ââWell,â says the little girl, âDaddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them without Daddy seeing me,and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs.
Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I went up and looked through the keyhole.ââClever girl,â purrs Mummy. âWhat could you see through the keyhole?ââI saw them hugging and kissing some more, and then they started to take each otherâs clothes off, and they carried on until they had nothing on, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her.ââYes?â says Mummy. âAnd then what happened?â âThen they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year,â says the little girl confidently.