– So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband.– On the first floor the sign reads: “These men Have Jobs”.
– The second floor sign reads: “These men Have Jobs and Love Kids”. The third floor sign reads: “These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.” “Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. At the fourth floor the sign reads: “These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.” “Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:”These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.” She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: “You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. – Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.” To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street. It too has six floors. -The first floor has wives that love sex. – The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. – No one has ever seen the 3rd floor
