A woman heard her daughter’s bedroom humming as she was strolling down the hallway. Her daughter was naked and on the bed with a vibrator when she opened the door. “What are you doing?” She shouted. “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents; this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband,” the daughter retorted.
A little later in the week, the father noticed a buzzing noise coming from the basement while he was in the kitchen. Upon coming downstairs, he discovered his clothesless daughter curled up on a sofa next her vibrator. “What are you doing?” He shouted. “I’m 35 and still living at home with my parents; this is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband,” the daughter retorted.
The mother heard the humming sound again a few days later, but this time it came from the den. She went into the room and saw her husband sitting in front of the television, the vibrator humming next to him. “What are you doing?” She enquired. “Watching the game with my son-in-law,” he retorted.
