Little Johnny Asks His Mother About Her Chest.

  • Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,
  • “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?”
  • Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
  • Johnny didn’t forget.
  • The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says,
  • “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
  • Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions.
  • A few weeks later, Johnny’s’ dad comes home from work a few hours early.
  • Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically,
  • “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!!”
  • His father says,
  • “Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?”
  • “Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s’ balloons and she’s screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!”
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