- Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,
- “Mom, what are those things on your chest!?”
- Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
- Johnny didn’t forget.
- The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says,
- “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
- Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions.
- A few weeks later, Johnny’s’ dad comes home from work a few hours early.
- Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically,
- “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!!”
- His father says,
- “Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?”
- “Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s’ balloons and she’s screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!”
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