First night of the newlyweds

It was the first night of the newlyweds in their bridal suite and the young husband was staring out the window very intently into the starry night while his young bride was sitting patiently in bed waiting. “

Aren’t you coming to bed darling?” she said s****y.”Not in your life!” he replied. “My mother said this would be the most wonderful night of my life and I’m not going to miss it for anything!”