A man goes into his favorite bar and sees a jar of money on the counter with the word “win” printed on it…See the continuation in the first comment 👇👇 I laugh so hard 😂😂
A man walks in a bar and sees a jar full of 100$ bills
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A man walks in a bar and sees a jar full of $100 bills, so he asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar.
The bartender replies that it is a bet and you have to pay $100 to partecipate. The bet consists in three tests:
The first test: You see that man sitting back there? His name is Big Jim, he stands 6’5 feet tall (2 meters) and weighs 551 pounds (250 Kilograms), you have to knock him out.
The second test: If you pass the first test, you have to get out of the bar, where there’s Big Jim’s dog. You have to remove a tooth from it.
The third test: If you pass the second test, you have to go on the second floor where there’s Big Jim’s mom, an 85 years old woman who never reached an orgasm. You have to fuck her like you have never done before.
If you pass the three tests all the money in the jar will be yours, but I warn you, no one has ever managed to win the bet.
At this point the man gives up and orders the bartender to give him some whisky. After “a few drinks”, the man, completely drunk, says: “fuck you, I will take the bet!” and puts $100 on the bar counter.
Staggering, he walks over to Big Jim and kicks him in the balls, knocking him out.
He remembers the second test, gets out of the bar and face Big Jim’s dog. At first the dog started to growl, then it starts to howl, and then silence…
A few seconds later the man returns to the bar and asks the bartender:
“AND NOW WHERE IS THE OLD WOMAN WHOSE TOOTH I HAVE TO REMOVE?”
