A Man Lies Completely Naked On The Beach

A man lies completely naked on the beach

with a huge sombrero on his dignity and with a sign “For viewing – BGN 5.”

A woman passed by, she wondered why the man was hiding behind such a big hat, gave 5 levs, looked and exclaimed:

Well, he is hanging!

And the man replied:

Well, ma’am, if he could work, would he beg!