On their first date, a man asked his companion if she’d like a drink with dinner.“Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said.Later, he offered her a cigarette.
“Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?” she said again.On the drive home, he saw a motel.Figuring he had nothing to lose, he asked if she wanted to stop in there.“Okay,” his date replied.Shocked, he asked,“What will you tell your Sunday school class?”“The same thing I always tell them,…” “You don’t have to drink or smoke to have a good time.”