The cop says to the man:
– Do you know that you were speeding, sir?
– No officer, I didn’t know I was speeding…
The wife then says:
– Come on, Henry, you knew you were speeding, I’ve been telling you to slow down for miles.
The man shoots a dark look at his wife, then the cop says:
– Well, since I’ve got you pulled over did, do you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?
– No sir, I did not know that…
The wife says:
– Oh please, Henry! I’ve been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!
The husband grinds his teeth but keep silent. The cop then adds:
– And I noticed that you left rear lights weren’t working either.
– Oh yes, I was on my way to get them changed, actually.
The wife says:
– Nonsense, we were going home. You keep saying it doesn’t need to be changed, that the other drivers can see you well enough.
The man explodes with anger:
– WILL YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN PIEHOLE, YOU BITCH?
The cop walks over to the woman’s side of the car and asks her:
– Does he always talk to you this way?
– Oh no, officer, only when he’s been drinking.
