A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over.

The cop says to the man:

– Do you know that you were speeding, sir?
– No officer, I didn’t know I was speeding…

The wife then says:

– Come on, Henry, you knew you were speeding, I’ve been telling you to slow down for miles.

The man shoots a dark look at his wife, then the cop says:

– Well, since I’ve got you pulled over did, do you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?
– No sir, I did not know that…

The wife says:

– Oh please, Henry! I’ve been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!

The husband grinds his teeth but keep silent. The cop then adds:

– And I noticed that you left rear lights weren’t working either.
– Oh yes, I was on my way to get them changed, actually.

The wife says:

– Nonsense, we were going home. You keep saying it doesn’t need to be changed, that the other drivers can see you well enough.

The man explodes with anger:

– WILL YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN PIEHOLE, YOU BITCH?

The cop walks over to the woman’s side of the car and asks her:

– Does he always talk to you this way?
– Oh no, officer, only when he’s been drinking.

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