Two older guys were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog.
The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, “Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you’ll have great stamina with the ladies.”
So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the cashier asked if he needed any help.
He said, “Do you have any Rye bread?”
She said, “Yes, there’s a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?” “I want 5 loaves.” he answered.
She said, “My goodness, 5 loaves!
By the time you get to the third loaf, it’ll be hard.” Shocked, he replies “I can’t believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me!”
